Now, I am very aware that I am a doll. I am fully aware that I am produced by Mattel and put for sale to please the wants of little girls. It's a great life, you know? I get to have all of these very nice fitting outfits, nice houses, and great cars. The company has even sculpted my plastic body with some muscles, which does well with the Barbies.
The sole purpose of my creation is mainly to please a younger crowd. I was made to help feed imaginations and love stories. Though those love stories are completely artificial, at least Mattel creates a countless number of amazing looking Barbies. I mean, have you seen the breasts on any of them? They're gigantic! I have never seen a human's body come close to what a Barbie's looks like.
Yet, my problems start with the amount "sexual equipment" that Barbie had, and how it was not possible for me to reciprocate. Having a little girl tell Barbie that I love her, is definitely not a smooth move. I'm ready to take it to the next step, yet the company who made me, seemed to forget something. Why couldn't Mattel sculpt something that resembles something... phallic. Because as of now, it's just flat, like some flat spot and there's nothing. How can Mattel give Barbie so much "sexual equipment" to have me stopping dead in my tracks, but I have no equipment for my self!
Why has no one at the company brought this up? Like really, how hard is it to add a few extra dollars to adding a new part. I have countless outfits, accessories, nice houses, but no penis.
Mattel just give future Ken's a penis.
The sole purpose of my creation is mainly to please a younger crowd. I was made to help feed imaginations and love stories. Though those love stories are completely artificial, at least Mattel creates a countless number of amazing looking Barbies. I mean, have you seen the breasts on any of them? They're gigantic! I have never seen a human's body come close to what a Barbie's looks like.
Yet, my problems start with the amount "sexual equipment" that Barbie had, and how it was not possible for me to reciprocate. Having a little girl tell Barbie that I love her, is definitely not a smooth move. I'm ready to take it to the next step, yet the company who made me, seemed to forget something. Why couldn't Mattel sculpt something that resembles something... phallic. Because as of now, it's just flat, like some flat spot and there's nothing. How can Mattel give Barbie so much "sexual equipment" to have me stopping dead in my tracks, but I have no equipment for my self!
Why has no one at the company brought this up? Like really, how hard is it to add a few extra dollars to adding a new part. I have countless outfits, accessories, nice houses, but no penis.
You're welcome for showing you Black Mirror. Good post.
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